May 2013
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itsmelisss:
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
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April 2013
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silverboltbeatz:
makaracinnamon:
bardsplay:
me sneakin up on da pussy
i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE
DYING
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That's why it's a sonnet.
shitmystudentswrite:
A sonnet is “when the football team goes to the library, not to attack but to study” and that’s why it’s a sonnet.
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clintofbartonia:
thejohnlockgames:
iwillalwaysfindyousnow:
onceuponatimeinerebor:
consultingsuperhusbands:
jashingirl:
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
for-the-love-of-scarves:
a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:
p0isone:
I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
Amen.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi...
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thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
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A typical conversation with my best friend on the...
fuckyeahwomensrugby:
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carryonmywaywardassbutts:
remlupins:
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
I need to bring this classic back
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linadivorceeofl:
lundsdotter:
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
is this forreals
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grabbidyballs:
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cacen:
teapartyasian:
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
there are two types of people
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Welcome
shitmystudentswrite:
The pineapple is a sign of welcome because it is a very welcoming fruit.
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mastertoph:
thesummeroflike:
one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements
If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.
reblogging strictly for the above picture
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taekoyasuhiro:
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
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theblindvisionary:
we take the naps we think we deserve
March 2013
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gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
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