Tina Fey as Ellen’s guest host.
One of my all time favorites. =D
What do I have to do to earn my lesbian suit? Cause I really want one.

Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
That tiny little line at the bottom is an entire shot? O_O ………..Well, this explains a lot of evenings gone wrong.
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Dude, this is like the bajillon-times-cooler version of Apples to Apples.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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It bothers me because it’s unequal, but it also bothers me in its implications: that my body is inherently sexual, and a man’s body isn’t. It feels like men are being viewed through the first-person lens of “it’s nice to feel the sun on my skin, and I don’t mean anything by it” and women are being viewed through the distinctly third-person lens of “it’s inappropriate for me, a heterosexual man, to see her sexy parts.” It ignores the experiences of people who are turned on by male chests and somehow manage to contain themselves when they see one. —
The Pervocracy: My boobs want to be free. (via sexisnottheenemy)
I have no desire to go topless anywhere, but I thought this made good points about perspective, and about how female [identified?] bodies are considered inherently sexual even when nothing sexual is going on or implied.
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I have been waiting for someone to say exactly this. I’m fond of going out and hiking in nothing but a sports bra and shorts. On the rare occasions I come across someone on the trail, I get stared at, and I can tell they’re judging me. It’s not just men, either! Women will look at other women as if they’re offended by them showing skin, as if we’re offending our entire sex. But I mean, it’s a sports bra. All I’m showing off are my abs (which, mind you, men have as well and frequently expose to the world.) It’s sad that the social control has gone so far to make women ashamed to see other women’s bodies in public.
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Girls
Why are girls so attractive? like really.
A deep, philosophical question that I ask myself daily.
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contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
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